domingo, 12 de julho de 2009

Fall (1997)


Two people from completely different worlds meet by chance, thrown together as if by fate. Their attraction is immediately obvious and overwhelming. He is attracted to her beauty (she is a supermodel) and good humor; she is seduced by his charisma and honesty. With his gifts of poetry and tenderness, he opens her heart to the possibility of true love. But it takes a lot of courage to make a commitment. Is she truly in love with him? And even if she is, will she able to leave the cosmopolitan, superficial lifestyle to be with him?

Oh my god, this is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. …it’s boring, the acting sucks (are they really actors??), the story sucks (a taxi driver who fells in love with a model? how romantic!), the sex scenes are ridiculous…what a piece of shit. And btw, Scarlett appears only for a few seconds, so this is a movie you must avoid. Clip coming soon.




Trailer

sábado, 11 de julho de 2009

If Lucy Fell (1996)


Joe and Lucy are roommates and best friends. Lucy, whose love life is embarrassingly dull, convinces Joe, who is infatuated with a neighbor he's never met, that if they don't have stable romances within a month, they must jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.

I hated it. There’s not very much to say about it…poor story, characters (I really hated Eric Schaffer, the director and main character, he’s so annoying..), just a shitty movie. I couldn’t watch it until the end. Scarlett Johansson has a very secondary role in this movie, I uploaded all her scenes so you don’t have to waste your time watching this awful movie.





Trailer

North (1994)


Eleven-year-old North has had it with his parents. They are always busy with their careers and don't give North the attention he needs, so he files a lawsuit against them. The judge rules that North should either find new parents or return to his own parents within two months. Thus north starts off on an hilarious journey around the world to find the parents that really care about him.

Poor Scarlett Johansson.This was actually her first movie, and I fell sorry for her. The movie is terrible, the acting is really bad (stupid actors), and so as the story. Scarlett was very young when she made this movie, and appears only in a few scenes. I uploaded all her scenes, so you don’t have to watch the entire movie. Btw, sorry for the audio :<







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